Uh, Rock Hudson?
Hilarious lede to a gushing tribute
to the greatest love of all:
Look, Ma, no hands! Only one cool forehead and some extra-strength hairspray touch, and yet everything combusts in this Inauguration Night photo. Not since Doris Day and Rock Hudson split a pair of pajamas—also under intoxicating circumstances, if not in a freight elevator—has there been such chemistry in a shared outfit.
Let me tell you, darling, chemistry can be faked. Rock wasn't really interested in Doris Day.