On Sex With Sheep
Oh, my, this is one of the funniest things
I have ever read.
Signora Fallaci then moves on to the livelier examples of contemporary Islam -- for example, Ayatollah Khomeini's "Blue Book" and its helpful advice on romantic matters: "If a man marries a minor who has reached the age of nine and if during the defloration he immediately breaks the hymen, he cannot enjoy her any longer." I'll say. I know it always ruins my evening. Also: "A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin." Indeed. A quiet cigarette afterwards as you listen to your favourite Johnny Mathis LP and then a promise to call her next week and swing by the pasture is by far the best way. It may also be a sin to roast your nine-year-old wife, but the Ayatollah's not clear on that.
Well, a bunch of particularly buffoonish liberals
thought they'd caught Steyn
(and Fallaci) propagating a hoax. But (surprise, surprise), they'd been punk'd themselves.
As one of the commenters over at Big City Liberal (BCL) notes:
Well, the good news, BCL is that it would be Haraam for Steyn to actually eat you after what he has just done to you in print.
Hat Tip: Memeorandum
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