I Dream of Sarah With the Light Brown Hair....
Okay, the media have gone from simple derangement to outright mania
. Check out David Plotz:
When I mentioned my Palin dreams to Slate colleagues, they volunteered their own. One Obama-supporting colleague dreamed she had urged her young son to kill Palin with a string bean. Another dreamed she was at a fashion show and Palin served her crème fraîche on little scooped corn chips. A third says, "In the Sarah Palin dream I keep having, she has superhuman powers but is not really a person at all. In fact, she is more like the weather with glasses and an up-do, pushing clouds around and pitching lightning bolts."
LOL! They go on to urge people to send in their own dreams about Palin. Of course, mine's pretty simple:
I dream I see Sarah Palin standing proudly beside John McCain as he recites the oath of office of the Presidency.
Update: Matt Yglesias shares his dream
I didn’t want to mention that I had a dream about Sarah Palin (she was driving a piece of farm equipment back and forth on the football field of the high school catty-corner to my house, laughing maniacally and I was trying desperately to install some kind of codec on my laptop so they could capture it on video) because it just seemed to weird and creepy.
Freud would be scribbling frantically in his notebook at this point.
I dream of Sarah with the light brown hair,
She's driving a tractor, I'm in my underwear...
Labels: Palin Derangement Syndrome, Sarah Palin