You Know You've Reached Middle Age When...
Pam tagged me with this meme
1. When you multiply your current age by 2 and realize there's no way you're going to live that long.
2. When you can no longer beat the kids at video games.
3. When 5:00 in the morning is no longer "up late" and instead is "up early".
4. When your arms are too short to read normal-sized print.