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Tuesday, July 18, 2006
I Imagine It Went Something Like This:

Amusing intro to an article about a movie star named Albert Arnold Gore:

Al Gore has met the Dalai Lama. He's broken bread with Boutros Boutros-Ghali, rubbed elbows with Lech Walesa, even locked arms with Nelson Mandela. But right now — on a breezy June evening in Los Angeles, at a special star-studded screening of An Inconvenient Truth — he's about to step up to a whole other level. Tonight, the former Vice President of the United States will shake hands with Denise Richards.

Gore: Uh, hi, Mrs Richards.

Richards: It's Miss. I'm in the process of divorcing my husband, Charlie Sheen.

Gore: Loved his work in Wall Street.

Richards: He became a maniac about 9-11! Kept insisting that the buildings were brought down in controlled demolition. Wouldn't stop talking about it.

Gore: That's nice. The most interesting theory I've heard--and mind you, it's only a theory, is that--um... wait a minute, that didn't work out so well for Howard. Did you know that I helped create the Information Superhighway, or the Internet as it's colloquially known?

Richards: The Internet? That's where my husband Charlie downloaded the underage gay porn!

Gore: Well, I look forward to meeting you again, Miss Richards!
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