Cindy's Clowns to Begin Hunger Strike
I guess starting around midnight tonight
.Star Hollywood actor-activists including Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon and anti-war campaigners led by bereaved mother Cindy Sheehan plan to launch a hunger strike, demanding the immediate return of US troops from Iraq.
Except that the former Mr Madonna and Susan Saranwrap aren't planning on missing too many meals:The hunger strike will see at least four activists, Sheehan, veteran comedian and peace campaigner Dick Gregory, former army colonel Ann Wright and environmental campaigner Diane Wilson launch serious, long-term fasts.
The rest of them are planning on skipping the salad.
You know what the flaw with this strategy is? There's no "or else". Say Cindy Sheehan and Dick Gregory starve themselves to death. Uh, what's the problem?