Uh, Al?Klaatu barada nikto to you too!
This is pretty
dim even for the Goron:
Al Gore hopes to train 1,000 messengers he hopes will spread out across the country and present a slide show about global warming that captures the essence of his Hollywood documentary and book.You know, Al, that's sort of the point of a Hollywood documentary and book, is that maybe you don't need those 1000 idiots running the slide show to the converted, who've probably already seen the film.
Unless, of course, Gore is training Gorebots, to be used in his campaign to take over the Democrats, in which case it's fiendishly clever.
TC
says the 1000 will be the apostles of the Church of Algore.