Moron Patrick Kennedy
Buckley F. Williams notes that he's now two-thirds of the way
through the rites of passage to become a true Kennedy man:Although I am two thirds of the way to my goal, the journey is not over. Laser-like focus is key. I still have to have credible rape charges brought against me and use my influence to beat the rap.
Some of the jokes here are in questionable taste but it's worth reading.