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Monday, August 22, 2005
She Turned Me Into a Newt!George W. Bush and the Holy Grail: ROVE: Let me take care of this, Mr. President!
(Daschardt and Rove clash in a furious sword battle for several minutes, then, with a keen stroke, Rove lops off Daschardt's left arm at the shoulder.)
ROVE: You fought well, brave adversary, now stand aside!
DASCHARDT: 'Tis but a scratch!
ROVE: A scratch? We've taken the House of Representatives from you!
DASCHARDT: No, you haven't!
ROVE: Actually, we took it back in 1994, but for the purposes of this sketch, it is represented by the symbolically severed arm on the ground over there!
DASCHARDT: My party's had worse!
ROVE: Liar!
DASCHARDT: Have at you!
(The battle begins anew. Rove severs Daschardt's right arm in short order.)
ROVE: Victory is ours! We have now taken back the Senate, which you had stolen from us without the benefit of an election! Now that we have lopped off both Houses of Congress, you have no arms left, stand aside!
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