Jane's Vegetable Oil Tour--Updated(Welcome
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There's a
terrific joke about this story, but I've been chewing on it all day and can't come up with one.
Actress and activist Jane Fonda says she intends to take a cross-country bus tour to call for an end to U.S. military operations in Iraq.
"I can't go into any detail except to say that it's going to be pretty exciting," she said.
Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on "vegetable oil." She will be joined by families of Iraq war veterans and her daughter.All the ingredients are there--goofball lefty, wacko cause, and the vegetable oil, and about all I can come up with is "They Make Fuel Out of Vegetables, Don't They?", "On Golden Oil" or takeoffs on Hanoi Jane, like Euphrates Fonda. Incredibly lame, I know, which is why I haven't posted on it yet.
Update: Hmmm,
a couple months ago I came up with "Baghdad Barbarella" which seems to be catching on. Already getting hits from Google searches on that term.