Latest Newsweak Theory from the Reality-Based CommunityIt's that
Karl Rove set them up. Yep, they sense the
power behind the throne. It was all
a Rovian plot.
Rove got Jimmy Carter elected. He was really driving Ted Kennedy's car when it ran off the bridge. And I hear that if you slow down the Zapruder film, you can see that Rove was directing the assassination of JFK. Dean's scream? That was Karl Rove doing a particularly clever bit of ventriloquism.
Update:
John Hawkins has more.