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It's that Karl Rove set them up
. Yep, they sense the power behind the throne
. It was all a Rovian plot
Rove got Jimmy Carter elected. He was really driving Ted Kennedy's car when it ran off the bridge. And I hear that if you slow down the Zapruder film, you can see that Rove was directing the assassination of JFK. Dean's scream? That was Karl Rove doing a particularly clever bit of ventriloquism.
Update: John Hawkins has more