New White House Press Pass ApplicationWell, the lefty bloggers have gotten their way. Apparently shocked that an alleged gay prostitute got "to stand just a few feet away from the President of the United States and lob him softball questions", Press Secretary Scott McClelland has announced that all reporters desiring access to the White House answer the following questionairre:
1. Are you gay/lesbian?
2. Are you transgendered?
3. Have you ever had sex with an animal?
4. Are you now or have you ever offered sexual services for money?
5. List all the people you've had sex with in the last 20 years.
6. List all websites/newspapers/magazines where you may have posted personal ads.
Lefty Blogger Oliver Willis (like a grow lamp to stupid) pronounced himself reasonably satisfied with the new questionairre. "This should keep those hookers away from the President."