The Pity Party
Don Farmer got a microphone into the
celebrity post-mortem for John Kerry's candidacy.
Rather: "Dad gum it, these red state voters are as clueless about what this country needs as a network anchor at a tent revival."
Tom Brokaw: "Well, Dan, your phony document story and our odorous exit polls just didn't work."
Read it all, some funny stuff in there.