Thursday, October 16, 2014
This Modern World
Gotta love this long thumbsucker
on the problems transgendered people bring to all-women colleges. I swear at least ten times I had to stop to laugh at the pretzel logic on display:
the start, Timothy introduced himself as “masculine-of-center
genderqueer.” He asked everyone at Wellesley to use male pronouns and
the name Timothy, which he’d chosen for himself.
the most part, everyone respected his request. After all, he wasn’t the
only trans student on campus. Some two dozen other matriculating
students at Wellesley don’t identify as women. Of those, a half-dozen or
so were trans men, people born female who identified as men, some of
whom had begun taking testosterone to change their bodies. The rest said
they were transgender or genderqueer, rejecting the idea of gender
entirely or identifying somewhere between female and male; many, like
Timothy, called themselves transmasculine. Though his gender identity
differed from that of most of his classmates, he generally felt
comfortable at his new school.
Now it is important to understand that Timothy was considered female for most of her life. She was born with internal and not external plumbing. And I'm not trying to poke fun at her/him; I can respect the choice to identify as a man, even though she's attending a women-only college. But it does illustrate the problems inherent in this era of gender fluidity. And when he decided to run for office, things really got confusing:
Last spring, as a sophomore, Timothy decided to run for a seat on the
student-government cabinet, the highest position that an openly trans
student had ever sought at Wellesley. The post he sought was
multicultural affairs coordinator, or “MAC,” responsible for promoting
“a culture of diversity” among students and staff and faculty members.
Along with Timothy, three women of color indicated their intent to run
for the seat. But when they dropped out for various unrelated reasons
before the race really began, he was alone on the ballot. An anonymous
lobbying effort began on Facebook, pushing students to vote “abstain.”
Enough “abstains” would deny Timothy the minimum number of votes
Wellesley required, forcing a new election for the seat and providing an
opportunity for other candidates to come forward. The “Campaign to
Abstain” argument was simple: Of all the people at a multiethnic women’s
college who could hold the school’s “diversity” seat, the least fitting
one was a white man.
Now remember, Timothy had only been a man (we'll leave the white part out) for a little over a year; for the most part he had been a girl. But the school and the students had been so accepting of his gender decision that he magically transformed into the symbol of the patriarchy. No, I'm not kidding:
I asked Timothy what he thought about that argument, as we sat on a
bench overlooking the tranquil lake on campus during orientation. He
pointed out that he has important contributions to make to the MAC
position. After all, at Wellesley, masculine-of-center students are
cultural minorities; by numbers alone, they’re about as minor as a
minority can be. And yet Timothy said he felt conflicted about taking a
leadership spot. “The patriarchy is alive and well,” he said. “I don’t
want to perpetuate it.”
The article just continues on in that vein forever. Professors at these female-only schools have gotten used to defaulting to "she/her" when talking about people (instead of the patriarchal he/him), but now even that causes controversy:
times, professors find themselves walking a fine line. Thomas Cushman,
who has taught sociology at Wellesley for the last 25 years, first found
out about Wellesley’s trans population five years ago, after a student
in one of his courses showed up at Cushman’s office and introduced
himself as a trans male. The student pointed out that every example
Cushman gave in class referred to women, and every generic pronoun he
used was female, as in “Ask your classmate if she. . . . " He told
Cushman that Wellesley could no longer call itself a “women’s college,”
given the presence of trans men, and he asked Cushman to use male
pronouns and male examples more often, so trans students didn’t feel
excluded. Cushman said he would abide by whatever pronoun individual
students requested for themselves, but he drew the line at changing his
emphasis on women.
my life here,” Cushman told me, “I’ve been compelled to use the female
pronoun more generously to get away from the sexist ‘he.’ I think it’s
important to evoke the idea that women are part of humanity. That should
be affirmed, especially after being denied for so long. Look, I teach
at a women’s college, so whenever I can make women’s identity central to
that experience, I try to do that. Being asked to change that is a bit
ironic. I don’t agree that this is a ‘historically’ women’s college. It
is still a women’s college.”
No surprise, women who are taking male hormones are starting to dominate athletically:
spring, Alex Poon won Wellesley’s 131-year-old hoop-rolling race, an
annual spirit-building competition among seniors. Alex’s mother was the
hoop-rolling champion of the Class of ’82 and had long ago taught her
daughters the ways of the hoop, on the assumption that they would one
day attend her alma mater. (One of Alex’s older sisters was Wellesley
Class of ’11; another went to Bryn Mawr.) Alex was a former Girl Scout
who attended an all-girls high school. But unknown to his mother, he was
using Google to search for an explanation for his confusing feelings.
By the time Alex applied to Wellesley, he secretly knew he was trans but
was nonetheless certain Wellesley was a good fit. For one thing, going
there was a family tradition; for another, it was a place where gender
could be reimagined. In his sophomore year at Wellesley, he went public
with his transgender status.
hoop-rolling day, Alex — wearing a cap backward on his buzz-cut hair —
broke through the finish-line streamer. President H. Kim Bottomly took a
selfie with him, each with a wide smile. A small local newspaper
covered the event, noting that for the first time in the school’s
history, the winner was a man. And yet the page on Wellesley’s website
devoted to school traditions continues to describe the race as if it
involves only women. “Back in the day, it was proclaimed that whoever
won the Hoop Roll would be the first to get married. In the
status-seeking 1980s, she was the first to be C.E.O. Now we just say
that the winner will be the first to achieve happiness and success,
whatever that means to her.” But Alex isn’t a her, and he told me that
his happiness and success includes being recognized for what he is: a
conversation about trans students touches on the disproportionate
attention they receive on campus. “The female-identified students
somehow place more value on those students,” said Rose Layton, a lesbian
who said she views trans students as competitors in the campus dating
scene. “They flirt with them, hook up with them. And it’s not just the
hetero women, but even people in the queer community. The trans men are
always getting this extra bit of acknowledgment. Even though we’re in a
women’s college, the fact is men and masculinity get more attention and
more value in this social dynamic than women do.”
Austin noticed the paradox when he returned to campus with a man’s
build and full swath of beard stubble after nearly two years on
testosterone. “That was the first time in my life I was popular! People
were clamoring to date me.”
Now you might think that there's an obvious answer to this problem: Just get rid of the young women who decide that they are young men. Ah, but that raises another problem: what to do about young men who decide they are women?
While trans men are allowed at most women’s colleges if
they identify as female when applying, trans women — people raised male
who go on to identify as women — have found it nearly impossible to get
through the campus gates. Arguably, a trans woman’s identity is more
compatible with a women’s college than a trans man’s is. But most
women’s colleges require that all of an applicant’s documentation
indicate the candidate is female.
And of course they have benefitted from the patriarchy all their lives:
"What if someone who is male-bodied comes here genuinely identified as
female, and then decides after a year or two that they identify as male —
and wants to stay at Wellesley? How’s that different from admitting a
biological male who identifies as a man? Trans men are a different case;
we were raised female, we know what it’s like to be treated as females
and we have been discriminated against as females. We get what life has
been like for women."
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Whew, Canton seems to be picking up the pace; six players inducted last year, and seven this year! It's exactly what was needed; too many of these players had been clogging up the list and making it hard to get in. This year's inductees:
Derrick Brooks, Linebacker, Tampa Bay (1st year of eligibility): No questions asked Hall of Famer. A defensive player of the year award, 11 Pro Bowls and 5 All-Pro seasons.
Walter Jones, Tackle, Seattle. Nine Pro Bowls and 4 All-Pros.
Andre Reed, WR, Buffalo. A fine player, at the position most clogged these days. Marvin Harrison and Tim Brown didn't get in this year, but they are inevitable picks eventually. I would have taken Harrison first out of this trio, but Reed has been waiting the longest.
Michael Strahan, NYG, DE. Another easy pick.
Aeneas Williams, DB, AZ-StL. Great player, glad to see him get the recognition he deserved.
Ray Guy, P, Oak. Certainly one of the greatest punters of all time. By the way, I remember the announcers well into the 1980s telling us that he had never had a punt blocked; according to Pro Football Reference this is untrue; two were blocked in 1978 and one in 1979.
Claude Humphrey, DE Atl-Phi. Vaguely remember him from the Philly days, but Atlanta in the 1970s didn't get much national TV.
Morten Andersen. Most points ever, most games ever, most field goals ever. He's the kicker on the Pro Football Hall of Fame's 1980s and 1990s team. Certain to get in sometime in the next couple of years.
Roger Craig, RB, SF-Oak-Min. One of my favorite players ever. He put every ounce of effort into every run. The signature play during the 49ers run from 1984-1989 was Roger Craig catching a screen pass from Joe Montana and barreling around end to punish some hapless DB at the end of the play. What got me was that Craig never seemed to look back for the pass; he would just put up his hand and Montana would hit it.
Terrell Davis, RB, Den. Another great player with a similar career to Craig--somewhat short, but oh, how sweet.
Overall, I am very encouraged that the NFL seems to have broken up the logjam at the Hall of Fame. The pace of inductions means that some of the quality players who have missed out for years, will finally get in, and we can have a meaningful dialogue about those who remain.
Wednesday, July 02, 2014
Bill Chadwick, aka the Big Whistle, was a color man for the New York Rangers TV broadcasts during my youth. Prior to his broadcasting career, he was a longtime NHL referee, although I see by his Wikipedia page
that there was a ten-year gap between the two jobs.
Chadwick was an aggressive "homer" and in his last few years became noted for his exhortations to Rangers defenseman Barry Beck, to "Shoot the puck, Bawwy!" He had the Elmer Fudd speech defect in which all his "R"s became "W"s. This caused some amusement when the Rangers came up with a player named Mario Marois, whose name he pronounced with evident difficulty as Mawio Mawa.
I didn't particularly like Chadwick; like all old people (now including me) he tended to dwell too much on how much better things were in the past. I do find it interesting that he almost lost both his eyes while playing hockey, and that he experienced some discrimination as the first American-born ref in the NHL.
Sunday, May 18, 2014
My Irritation Gets Some Aggravation
Okay, been following the goofball protests at various universities over commencement speakers? Well, so had Princeton's former president
, who took his speech at Haverford U as an opportunity to speak out against the kooks:
“I am disappointed that those who wanted to criticize Birgeneau’s
handling of events at Berkeley chose to send him such an intemperate
list of `demands,’” Bowen said Sunday.
“In my view, they should have encouraged him to come and engage in a
genuine discussion, not to come, tail between his legs, to respond to an
indictment that a self-chosen jury had reached without hearing
The problem that Birgenau had was that despite being at Berkeley (yes, that Berkeley), he was insufficiently deferential to the Occupy Wall Street kooks. So far, so good, but:
Bowen also said Birgeneau had “responded intemperately, failing to make
proper allowance for the immature, and, yes, arrogant inclinations of
some protesters. Aggravated as he had every right to be, I think he
should be with us today.”
Aggravated means "made worse." I am pretty sure that Bowen intended to say "irritated," which Birgenau certainly had every right to be. The former president of Princeton can't get that right?
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Too Young For the Communism Debates...
And thus still a communist. The New York Times gushes
Thomas Piketty turned 18 in 1989, when the Berlin Wall fell, so he was spared the tortured, decades-long French intellectual debate about the virtues and vices of communism.
Yes, I'm sure he was. Unless his parents were commies themselves. DOH!:
Mr. Piketty — pronounced pee-ket-ee — grew up in a political home, with
left-wing parents who were part of the 1968 demonstrations that turned
traditional France upside down. Later, they went off to the Aude, deep
in southern France, to raise goats. His parents are not a topic he wants
Fair enough; does he want to talk about the goats? Actually he wants to talk about the usual Marxism that he was too young to debate:
As for the Gulf War, it showed him that “governments can do a lot in
terms of redistribution of wealth when they want.” The rapid
intervention to force Saddam Hussein to unhand Kuwait and its oil was a
remarkable show of concerted political will, Mr. Piketty said. “If we
are able to send one million troops to Kuwait in a few months to return
the oil, presumably we can do something about tax havens.”
Wasn't he 20 or 21 during the first Gulf War? Suddenly he's old enough to learn lessons, whereas the fall of the Soviet Union taught him nothing? And what does he suggest we do about tax havens; invade them?
The rest of the article goes on to decry income inequality. Paul ($225,000 a year to not lecture at NYU) Krugman:
Paul Krugman, winner of the Nobel in economic science and a columnist
for The New York Times, wrote that it “will be the most important
economics book of the year — and maybe of the decade.” Remarkably for a
book on such a weighty topic, it has already entered The New York
Times’s best-seller list.
I'm going to make a guess that the author is not going to donate his royalties to pay the bills of the less fortunate, and thus strike a blow against income inequality.
Tuesday, January 07, 2014
This twenty-somethings-should-embrace-communism piece over at Rotting Stump
has already been mocked relentlessly in the conservo-sphere, but I did want to focus on this bit:
Make everything owned by everybody.
Hoarders blow. Take, for instance, the infamous one percent, whose ownership of the capital stock of this country leads to such horrific inequality. "Capital stock" refers to two things here: the buildings and equipment that workers use to produce goods and services, and the stocks and bonds that represent ownership over the former. The top 10 percent's ownership of the means of production is represented by the fact that they control 80 percent of all financial assets.
This detachment means that there's a way easier way to collectivize wealth ownership than having to stage uprisings that seize the actual airplanes and warehouses and whatnot: Just buy up their stocks and bonds. When the government does that, it's called a sovereign wealth fund. Think of it like a big investment fund that buys up assets from the private sector and pays dividends to all permanent U.S. residents in the form of a universal basic income. Alaska actually already has a fund like this in place. If it's good enough for Levi Johnston, it's good enough for you.
No, Alaska didn't buy up all the stocks and bonds of its citizens. It just has excess funds left over from the oil pipeline that it refunds to its citizens.
More important, the idea that the government could buy up everything in the country--buildings, equipment, stocks and bonds, etc., is ridiculous. The market value
of all publicly traded stock in the USA is $18 trillion. And the key word in there is "publicly"; lots and lots of buildings and equipment are privately owned. To give just one example, the Duck Dynasty empire is all owned by the Robertson family.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
I Am Not a Country Fan
Not a country hater either, but holy crap:
Her voice goes past 11. Way past.