New Reality Show Underway!
Yassin Voted off the Planet. Rantisi You're Fired!
Famed TV Producer Mark Brunette announced today that the first two parts of a new reality-based TV show have already been shot, and casting is underway for the third episode. Unlike past reality shows, this one will have quite a twist. Instead of a million dollars, or a job of a lifetime with Donald Trump, contestants will be given the leadership of the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas for a period of one month. At the end of that month, they will be judged on their success or failure to curb the terrorist group's murderous suicide bombings. Instead of being voted off the island by their fellow members, or fired by The Donald, judgment will be carried out by Israeli Defense Force helicopters.
"This increases the stakes for the contestants," said Brunette. "As we say on the show, find the peace spot, or become a greasespot." Brunette noted that the first two contestants, Sheik Yassin and Abdel Aziz Rantisi, had already discovered the finality of the words, "The Tribe has spoken."